83. Zoton Lansoprazole
This entry contains gratuitous references to football.
Anyone not wanting to know the result…look away now.
And now over to the MugSporters news desk for late-breaking transfer news…
Liverpool, who are cash-rich following their Champions League Qualification and sale of Sqouis Luarez have held what have been described as ‘productive’ talks to sign hotly-tipped, ’emerging’ Italian striker, Zoton Lansoprazole.
The 23 year old who has scored 2 goals in 52 appearances in Serie J is for sale with a £42 million price tag and will be offered a 6 year deal at the Anfield Club.
Zoton said “It is a great honour to be linked with this historic club who I always supported as a child. I’m looking forward much to an early Champions League exit, dropping back into the Top 7 and reaching the 5th round of the Rumbelows Cup”
Disclaimer: All characters appearing in this entry are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, TalkSport, Zlatan Imbrahimovich, Louis Suarez or Fabio Borini either living or dead is purely coincidental.
Anyway, enough of the beautiful game and onto the beautiful mug.
Followers of Mugspotters will know I am no fan of black or even dark blue mugs. Beverages just don’t look appealing in them and usually the print job is in gold making them hard to decipher and even harder to photograph. This Cambridge however bucks the trend somewhat. There’s no scrimping on the full colour print job and features a tasteful glow on the typography. It even utilises the mug innards to continue the message, which is a real rarity on this site.
Leaving my Fantasy football world however Zoton Lansoprazole is actually medication in the form of a Proton pump inhibitor which reduces the amount of acid produced in your stomach.
Here’s hoping this latest entry to our blog is more heart-warming than heart-burning.